That's a devious little child. lol My parents would have whooped my ass to next week if I'd have done something like that.
Anything you do, do it well. The last thing you want is to be sorry for what you didn't do. (chinese fortune cookie)
That's a devious little child. lol My parents would have whooped my ass to next week if I'd have done something like that.
God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy - Billy Currington
Rule #1 Just because you think it hurts, do not ask me if it looks bad. Sarcasm is a service I offer for free.
Rule #2 Do not be a Poohbear. If you called because your toenail hurts, you are a Poohbear and will be refered to as such.
Rule #3 Do not, I repeat, DO NOT make me go all Fire Chief on your ass !
Don " Ham Sandwitch " , Ghettomedic Mafia .
" Step up , or step back . Either way , get to stepping " CWL
I drank 6 Irish car bombs last night and now I'd like that demolition company to drop a crane on my head.
"A Census Taker once tried to question me. I ate his liver with some Fava Beans and a nice Chianti." - Dr. Hannibal Lecter, MD.
"It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again." - Jame Gumb, a.k.a. Buffalo Bill
Too bad for her things have simmered down in Northern Ireland, she would have gone far in the IRA.
"Hell hath no fury as a medic woken at 3AM for BS." ~ Paramedic Proverb
"How soon we forget history. Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. - George Washington"
Oh my god that is freakin hysterical! lol You know I think I might have a hard time whoopin my kid for that one through all the laughing induced tears.
Jason
FF/EMT-P
Sometimes I wonder if perhaps the gene pool needs a little chlorine... or a half gallon.
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