Hello!!!

[Dark Angel]

New here and just wanted to introduce myself. I have been in EMS for 10 years, but just finally got my medic a year ago. I live in central Indiana with my husband, son, and furkids. Looking forward to getting to know everyone!

[strwblue]

Ok here is how it works.

1 - You are the currently the (FNG = Fucking New Guy). As the FNG it is your responsibility to supply the liquid refreshments (no matter what type). This responsibility is yours until the next FNG announces them selves or we ghettomedics discover they are posting without introducing themselves. (And you don't want to know how that plays out).

2. We have Ghettomedic loan-shark ELEPHANTS.. Yes pink elephants. You are advised NOT to borrow money from them. They will hunt you down and let’s just say that is not a good thing. We do have a Ghettomedic witness protection program but our budget is small and currently maxed out.

3. We have Ghettomedic WILD bunnies... Do not approach the bunnies YES THEY BITE and they are sneaky.

4. There is a waiting list for the zero gravity room and restricted to those with at least 500 posts.

5. Peachy is the President of the Kilt Army and must be supplied with kilted men and chocolate.

6. This is the most important one. We are all here for each other. If you have an issue or need help just put out the call and I have no doubt that we as Ghettomedic nation will find a way to help.


WELCOME...TO THE GHETTOMEDIC NATION FROM NORTHEAST MINNESOTA.

IGNORE ALL OTHER REQUESTS AND JUST GET ME DIET DEW. HURRAY

[SpotsyMedic]

Greetings from the Old Dominion. :) I'll take a Diet Dr. Pepper on the rocks. When you're done with everyone's order (I'd put on running shoes if I were you), kick off your duty boots and set a spell.

[medic pathetic]

Firstly, welcome to the board. :) I see our female ranks are increasing. I'm going to say that you are hereby considered sane until proven otherwise. As sane as to be expected in this field.

Secondly, I really should let it go but... I think you are the first member in ghetto nedic history to have furkids. Hehehe....

Furkid parents must wear the unitard. Please see my sig.

Welcome again!!!

[cwl3gemt]

wow. furkind, and mp and her nedics.

dont worry. mispellings are common. just watch out for the spelling nazis.

hi from iowa. gatorade pease.

[medic pathetic]

What the world is a nedic? And I'm offended by your calling them furkind. Soo not PC.

I tend to surf the board and post from my phone, like right now. Typos are common, but no less can carry some humor, which I entertain myself with because.... well because that's what I do.

I'd like some tea please. I'd actually like three different types of tea, some banana chips, a few almonds, and a cup of water. Make that a bottle.

[cwl3gemt]

What the world is a nedic? And I'm offended by your calling them furkind. Soo not PC.

I tend to surf the board and post from my phone, like right now. Typos are common, but no less can carry some humor, which I entertain myself with because.... well because that's what I do.

I'd like some tea please. I'd actually like three different types of tea, some banana chips, a few almonds, and a cup of water. Make that a bottle.

hey, you typed it. your supposed to know. :-p

[medic pathetic]

No no, read it again, you added a letter. Unless of course I'm selectively blind and don't see it in my post. Lol

With the exception of nedic. I'm owning that one. But furkids is way funnier.


I'm gonna feel horrible if the has children with some hairy genetic disorder. I'm gonna stop the furkid talk. Please disregard all previous references.

[cwl3gemt]

No no, read it again, you added a letter. Unless of course I'm selectively blind and don't see it in my post. Lol

With the exception of nedic. I'm owning that one. But furkids is way funnier.


I'm gonna feel horrible if the has children with some hairy genetic disorder. I'm gonna stop the furkid talk. Please disregard all previous references.

ok, furkind was my goofup. nedic tho is all yours. you can keep it.

[medic pathetic]

Ok let's quit being a bad example, hijacking threads.

Welcome Mrs. Dark Angel!! Looking forward to your contributions.