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  1. 09-04-2009 09:51 AM #1
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    Cool Some of the Worlds Shortest Books......

    THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
    By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
    Illustrated by Michael Moore

    _______________________________________
    THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
    By Hillary Clinton
    ________________________________
    Sequel:
    THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
    By Bill Clinton
    ___________________________________
    MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
    By Osama Bin Laden
    ___________________________________
    THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
    By Bill Gates
    ____________________________________
    THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
    By Dennis Rodman
    _________________________________
    THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
    By Al Gore & John Kerry
    _____________________________________
    AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
    ___________________________________
    A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
    By Dr. J.. Kevorkian
    __________________________________
    GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
    By Mike Tyson
    __________________________________
    THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
    _______________________________________
    MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
    By O. J. Simpson
    _________________________________________
    HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
    By Ted Kennedy
    ___________________________________
    MY BOOK OF MORALS
    By Bill Clinton with introduction
    By the Rev. Jesse Jackson
    ************************************************** *****

    AND, JUST ADDED:
    Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!
    By Nancy Pelosi


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  2. 09-04-2009 09:55 AM #2
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    Rotflmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  3. 09-04-2009 09:56 AM #3
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    That is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know what my next Amazon order is going to be.
    ...see what'a happend was. D'ese two guys...
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    Default Re: Some of the Worlds Shortest Books......

    Anoter addition:

    Things Men Know About Women
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    Default Re: Some of the Worlds Shortest Books......

    Oh the books I could add to that list just from my own personal experience...

    Such as, everyone's favorite...

    "The Truths I've Told"
    -By my ex-wife.
    Anthonyt

    Those who would give up essential liberty, to purchase temporary safety, deserve neither liberty, nor safety.
    -Benjamin Franklin

    It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous.
    -Benjamin Franklin


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    who knew anthonyt and me have the same ex-wife
    The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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    Legitimate reasons for calling 9-1-1
    By the population I serve
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    GUN SAFETY by Dick Cheney

    Theory of Racial Harmony by Rev. Al Sharpton
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    How to Shrink Government and Foster a Free Market Economy.

    Barack Obama
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    "How soon we forget history. Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. - George Washington"
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    HOW TO ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN ACTIONS: LIVE HARMONIOUSLY WITH THE REST OF THE HUMAN RACE IN THAT FANTASICAL WONDERLAND KNOWN AS REALITY.

    -Confessions of a Closet Liberal, as told to MoveOn.org, and sponsored by your friends at the ACLU



    By the way, Amelia Earhart's was WRONG!!
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