getting older

[bossierprecious]

Our new Alphabet!

A for arthritis,
B for bad back,
C is for chest pains. Perhaps cardiac?

D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight--can't read that top line.

F is for fissures and fluid retention
G is for gas (which I'd rather not mention)
H high blood pressure [I'd rather have low)
I for incisions with scars you can show.

J is for joints, that now fail to flex

L for libido--what happened to sex?
Wait! I forgot about K!
K is for my knees that crack when they're bent
(Please forgive me, my Memory ain't worth a cent)

N for neurosis, pinched nerves and stiff neck
O is for osteo-and all bones that crack
P for prescriptions, I have quite a few
Give me another pill; I'll be good as new!

Q is for queasiness. Fatal or flu?
R is for reflux--one meal turns into two

S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears
T for tinnitus--I hear bells in my ears
U is for urinary: difficulties with flow
V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy", you know.
W is worry, now what's going 'round?
X is for X ray--and what might be found.

Y for another year I've left behind
Z is for zest that I still have my mind,
Have survived all the symptoms my body's deployed,
And kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed!!!

[MsEmt2281]

Hey I resmeble that post....lol

[Lilly]

been there, got them all

[bcmd]

been there, got them all

me too...

[PSYCtest040]

I resemble that remark.

[Lilly]

I resemble that remark.

so does peachey lol

[PSYCtest040]

so does peachey lol

Oh SNAP. I'm not going there.

[Lilly]

Oh SNAP. I'm not going there.

go on!! live life dangerous lol

[kojoff]

Lilly, you are living dangerously enough for all of us now.

[Peacheywoo]

so does peachey lol

Oh SNAP. I'm not going there.

Lilly, you are living dangerously enough for all of us now.

Sigh.....will you boys never learn........



Who's first???