This is a re print of an e mail my wife sent me at work today.

1) One year a man buys a cemetary plot for his mother in law for a Christmas gift. The next year he didn't buy her anything, when she asked him why he didn't get her a gift, he said, "Well you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year."
And that's how the fight got started...

2) A woman standing in the nude, looking in the miror. She is not happy with what she sees, and says to her husband, "I feel horrible, I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."
The husband replies, "Your eyesight is damn near perfect."
And that's how the fight got started...

3) A woman walks into the room and asks her husband, "What's on TV?"
The husband replies, "Dust."
And that's how the fight got started..

4) A wife was hinting about what she wanted for her anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0-200 in about 3 seconds."
The husband bought her a new scale.
And that's how the fight got started...

5) A husband asks where do you want to go for our anniversary?.
The wife says, "I want to go somewhere I haven't been in a long time."
So the husband suggests, "How about the kitchen."
And that's how the fight got started...

6) When I got home last night, my wife says, "Take me some where expensive.", So I took her to the gas station.
And that's how the fight got started..

7) A husband gives his wife some money and asks her to pick him up a case of Miller Lite, when she is at the store. Instead she buys facial cream, and gives him back the change. He says to her, "The beer would make you look better at night, then the facial cream."'
And that's how the fight got started..

8) A man takes his wife out for dinner. The waiter for what ever reason took his order first. "I'LL have a New York strip steak, cooked medium rare please."
The waiter asks aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
The man says, "nah, she can order for herself."
And that's how the fight got started...

9) I rear ended a car this morning on my way to work. The other driver gets out of his car. Sometimes under stress, little things look funny. I couldn't believe it, the other driver was a dwarf. He storms up to me, really pissed off and yells out " I'M NOT HAPPY!!!!
So I looked at him and said, "Well, which one are you then."
And that's how the fight got started.

10) My wife and I were at my high school reunion. I kept staring at a drunk lady, swigging her drink, sitting alone at a table.
My wife asked, "Do you know her?'
"Yes", I said. "She's an old girlfriend. I understand she took up drinking after we broke up and she hasn't been sober since.
My wife says, "My god, how can anyone celebrate that long."
And that's how the fight got started....