May you get drunk, lots of birthday sex, and not be able to walk in the next morning because either a. you're still drunk, or b. too sore to walk.
Happy Birthday Scribble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, may it be a good one!![]()
"Wars begin where you will, but do not end where you please." ~ Machiavelli
"If a nation expects to be ignorant -- and free ... it expects what never was and never will be." ~ Thomas Jefferson
DTA, words to live by.
May you get drunk, lots of birthday sex, and not be able to walk in the next morning because either a. you're still drunk, or b. too sore to walk.
He said, "I left my home where the dead never rose
But the streets of gold I've yet to find
And at the end of the day all you can do is pray
Without hope well you might as well be blind, yeah be blind
Tomorrow comes a day too soon, tomorrow comes a day too soon........"
Happy birthday.
Welfare was never intended to be a career opportunity.
aww, thanks guys....
I'm working today, bringing cookies to school tuesday, and then finally going out partying saturday...in a dress and heels I've been practicing walking in for two weeks...
I used to be such a nice girl...
Today’s hollering and screaming traveler-man is brought to you by Delerium™. Remember, when you’re on the Plaza and enraged by the lack of generosity of random passersby, it’s nothing a double-dose of Delerium™ can’t make louder. Ask your imaginary friend if Delerium™ is right for you.
Let the spankings begin!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCRIBBLE!!!! You go girl look sharp and knock them dead!!! The bars open!!!!!
A Jack Booted Thug!!!
Caleb D.
NREMT-P
"Well, I can't diagnose a broken leg, but we'll put it this way. It's not suppose to bend like that."
-Me
"Great minds often incur great opposition!"
-Einstein
Happy Birthday Chick
Luv
E of E
Trust I seek and I find it in you......
happy birthday!
God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy - Billy Currington
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