Hey!
My name is Lara.....I'm an NC state medic, but being an army wife, I've moved twice since getting my degree and passing my state test.....we're in Cali at the moment. I miss the work
Hey!
My name is Lara.....I'm an NC state medic, but being an army wife, I've moved twice since getting my degree and passing my state test.....we're in Cali at the moment. I miss the work
~Sarcasm: Only one of the many services I offer~
Welcome to the chaos from MD. As the current FNG you are responsible for everyone's drink orders. I'll have a Captain and Coke. What ever you do make sure you have Diet Dew for Strw or she'll bend your spoons.
God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy - Billy Currington
I'll have a gin and tonic, please.
I used to be such a nice girl...
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Hi there and howdy from the windy and stormy shores of western New York. If you really, really miss the job come work the rest of my rotation so I can start vacation early. If not that's cool but you have to serve up a scotch.
Welfare was never intended to be a career opportunity.
Medic Fourty Doom.
Paramedic: Phenomenal cosmic powers!!!! Itty bitty working space.
Stewie Griffin: Look, I really don't want to go to hell, but I can't stop my nature. I'm just a hateful person. Wait a minute. Of course, that's it! If I'm drunk, I'll be calm; if I'm calm, I'll be nice; and if I'm nice, I won't go to hell. Fix me a highball. I'm going to get good and tight.
Scotch for me too. Welcome from the other coast.
If ignorance is bliss, I guess I'm one happy mofo.
Welcome to the board!
Something is driving me to withhold the unitard in this instance..
Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the Universe.
-Kurt Vonnegut, Novel 'Hocus Pocus' 1990
Welcome from the Old Dominion. I'll take a Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper on the rocks, and keep 'em coming. We're picking up the pieces here from a flurry of (relatively rare) tornadoes over the last 24 hours... they killed 4 and injured 12 in a trailer park the next county over... but what was REALLY wierd was that this (rural) county never, ever contacted us for mutual aid... they can't usually handle a nosebleed on their own without handholding, but last night (and yes, I was on duty), we heard nothing. Nada. Zip. Zilch. Until this morning, when the news reported it. Odd. But I digress.
Others will be along to warn you about various and sundry anomalies that are unique to the ghetto. Heed the warnings.
The problem with the internet is that you never know if the things someone posts are authentic. - Abraham Lincoln
Sit down for awhile and grab a beer. Bring me one as well if you would. Take in the insanity and give some input when you get comfortable. Welcome from Maine, although I am an original Cali native circa 1973.
I can be found in the confessional booth of "THE CHURCH OF POOR LIFE CHOICES" for 24 hours every third day.
Welcome!!!
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"Wars begin where you will, but do not end where you please." ~ Machiavelli
"If a nation expects to be ignorant -- and free ... it expects what never was and never will be." ~ Thomas Jefferson
DTA, words to live by.
I just left Jefferson Co in NY....don't plan on going back! As for the drink orders, we've got a well stocked bar, so I think I can accommodate y'all, but can't guarantee service with a smile!
~Sarcasm: Only one of the many services I offer~
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