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Sasha · 09-30-2009, 11:43 PM

My name is Sasha. I wondered over here from EMTLife. I don't see many familiar faces, sadly, but that's cool because there's a crop of new people to meet.

strwblue · 10-01-2009, 12:02 AM

Ok here is how it works.

1 - You are the currently the (FNG = Fucking New Guy). As the FNG it is your responsibility to supply the liquid refreshments (no matter what type). This responsibility is yours until the next FNG announces them selves or we ghettomedics discover they are posting without introducing themselves. (And you don't want to know how that plays out).

2. We have Ghettomedic loan-shark ELEPHANTS.. Yes pink elephants. You are advised NOT to borrow money from them. They will hunt you down and let’s just say that is not a good thing. We do have a Ghettomedic witness protection program but our budget is small and currently maxed out.

3. We have Ghettomedic WILD bunnies... Do not approach the bunnies YES THEY BITE and they are sneaky.

4. There is a waiting list for the zero gravity room and restricted to those with at least 500 posts.

5. Peachy is the President of the Kilt Army and must be supplied with kilted men and chocolate.

6. This is the most important one. We are all here for each other. If you have an issue or need help just put out the call and I have no doubt that we as Ghettomedic nation will find a way to help.

WELCOME...TO THE GHETTOMEDIC NATION FROM NORTHEAST MINNESOTA.

IGNORE ALL OTHER REQUESTS AND JUST GET ME DIET DEW. HURRAY

SpotsyMedic · 10-01-2009, 12:05 AM

Welcome from the Old Dominion. I'll have a Diet Dr. Pepper on the rocks. The others will be along shortly with their orders. After you fetch all of our drinks, kick off yer duty boots and set a spell. :)

cwl3gemt · 10-01-2009, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by strwblue

Ok here is how it works.

1 - You are the currently the (FNG = Fucking New Guy). As the FNG it is your responsibility to supply the liquid refreshments (no matter what type). This responsibility is yours until the next FNG announces them selves or we ghettomedics discover they are posting without introducing themselves. (And you don't want to know how that plays out).

2. We have Ghettomedic loan-shark ELEPHANTS.. Yes pink elephants. You are advised NOT to borrow money from them. They will hunt you down and let’s just say that is not a good thing. We do have a Ghettomedic witness protection program but our budget is small and currently maxed out.

3. We have Ghettomedic WILD bunnies... Do not approach the bunnies YES THEY BITE and they are sneaky.

4. There is a waiting list for the zero gravity room and restricted to those with at least 500 posts.

5. Peachy is the President of the Kilt Army and must be supplied with kilted men and chocolate.

6. This is the most important one. We are all here for each other. If you have an issue or need help just put out the call and I have no doubt that we as Ghettomedic nation will find a way to help.

WELCOME...TO THE GHETTOMEDIC NATION FROM NORTHEAST MINNESOTA.

IGNORE ALL OTHER REQUESTS AND JUST GET ME DIET DEW. HURRAY

geeze, you and your me first orders. where did your nurse and wheelchair go? you need to go back to your room.

hi from iowa. gatorade please.

Sasha · 10-01-2009, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by cwl3gemt

geeze, you and your me first orders. where did your nurse and wheelchair go? you need to go back to your room.

hi from iowa. gatorade please.

New best friend.

I love gatorade. I would bathe in it if it were socially acceptable.

cwl3gemt · 10-01-2009, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Sasha

New best friend.

I love gatorade. I would bathe in it if it were socially acceptable.

normally it would be smithwicks, killians or crown and dew. waiting for storms, so no beer for me. gatorade is the next drink of choice next to the morning coffee.

**medic pathetic** · 10-01-2009, 12:17 AM

Welcome to the board! It must be open n00b season again. Most of us don't bite too hard. The few that do charge for their services. Either way, I think you'll be just fine.

Sasha · 10-01-2009, 12:20 AM

No, just another forum falling apart ;P

I can't post on other threads though?

luke_31 · 10-01-2009, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Sasha

No, just another forum falling apart ;P

I can't post on other threads though?

Soon as we get a better feel for you and a certain number of posts you can see more. There are a lot of lurkers/stalkers out there that harass some of our members. We are a pretty good group, but our sense of humor requires us to be a little on the protective side to ensure mainly EMS and a few RNs get full access.

**medic pathetic** · 10-01-2009, 12:28 AM

In an effort to block spammers and other unwanted internet traffic on the board, limitations have been put in place. Once your account is activated different areas will be opened to you the more active you are. In short, be patient young grasshopper, all good things come in due time. :D

Other good info can be found in the FAQ and of course feel free to ask away. I'm here to help you all I can.

09-30-2009, 11:43 PM	#1
Sasha Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Orlando, Fl Posts: 27 Rep Power: 6	Hi. My name is Sasha. I wondered over here from EMTLife. I don't see many familiar faces, sadly, but that's cool because there's a crop of new people to meet.

10-01-2009, 12:02 AM	#2
strwblue I didnt touch your spoons Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Northern Minnesota Posts: 2,996 Blog Entries: 10 My Mood: Rep Power: 104	Re: Hi. Ok here is how it works. 1 - You are the currently the (FNG = Fucking New Guy). As the FNG it is your responsibility to supply the liquid refreshments (no matter what type). This responsibility is yours until the next FNG announces them selves or we ghettomedics discover they are posting without introducing themselves. (And you don't want to know how that plays out). 2. We have Ghettomedic loan-shark ELEPHANTS.. Yes pink elephants. You are advised NOT to borrow money from them. They will hunt you down and let’s just say that is not a good thing. We do have a Ghettomedic witness protection program but our budget is small and currently maxed out. 3. We have Ghettomedic WILD bunnies... Do not approach the bunnies YES THEY BITE and they are sneaky. 4. There is a waiting list for the zero gravity room and restricted to those with at least 500 posts. 5. Peachy is the President of the Kilt Army and must be supplied with kilted men and chocolate. 6. This is the most important one. We are all here for each other. If you have an issue or need help just put out the call and I have no doubt that we as Ghettomedic nation will find a way to help. WELCOME...TO THE GHETTOMEDIC NATION FROM NORTHEAST MINNESOTA. IGNORE ALL OTHER REQUESTS AND JUST GET ME DIET DEW. HURRAY __________________ Of course there is no formula for success except perhaps an unconditional acceptance of life and what it brings. There is no refuge from memory and remorse in this world. The spirits of our foolish deeds haunt us, with or without repentance. "Gilbert Parker"

10-01-2009, 12:05 AM	#3
SpotsyMedic Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: On the couch in the Day Room. Posts: 414 My Mood: Rep Power: 27	Re: Hi. Welcome from the Old Dominion. I'll have a Diet Dr. Pepper on the rocks. The others will be along shortly with their orders. After you fetch all of our drinks, kick off yer duty boots and set a spell. :) __________________ "ALS means 'Ain't Lifting Shit'" - NBC train-wreck Trauma Approach stressful situations like a dog... if you can't eat it, lick it, or hump it, just piss on it and walk away.

10-01-2009, 12:17 AM	#7
medic pathetic It's just me. Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: In the cabinet behind the normal saline. Posts: 2,972 Blog Entries: 3 My Mood: Rep Power: 113	Re: Hi. Welcome to the board! It must be open n00b season again. Most of us don't bite too hard. The few that do charge for their services. Either way, I think you'll be just fine. __________________ "I'm shattered, but it really doesn't matter. My rescue is gonna be here soon."- Coldplay "I love the body. Flesh is so honest, and organs do not lie." ~Candea Core- Starke “It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.” -Philip K. Dick FNG: Required dress code Click Here (safe for work.)

10-01-2009, 12:20 AM	#8
Sasha Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Orlando, Fl Posts: 27 Rep Power: 6	Re: Hi. No, just another forum falling apart ;P I can't post on other threads though?

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10-01-2009, 12:28 AM	#10
medic pathetic It's just me. Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: In the cabinet behind the normal saline. Posts: 2,972 Blog Entries: 3 My Mood: Rep Power: 113	Re: Hi. In an effort to block spammers and other unwanted internet traffic on the board, limitations have been put in place. Once your account is activated different areas will be opened to you the more active you are. In short, be patient young grasshopper, all good things come in due time. :D Other good info can be found in the FAQ and of course feel free to ask away. I'm here to help you all I can. __________________ "I'm shattered, but it really doesn't matter. My rescue is gonna be here soon."- Coldplay "I love the body. Flesh is so honest, and organs do not lie." ~Candea Core- Starke “It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.” -Philip K. Dick FNG: Required dress code Click Here (safe for work.)