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**wvditchdoc** · 09-10-2009, 02:21 PM

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent."

"We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife who got what he deserved.

He yelled back that Barrack Obama is a dumb, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal jerk who doesn't know how to drive.

So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!

He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!

And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."

SpotsyMedic · 09-10-2009, 06:28 PM

:::sigh::: <getting out Windex and paper towels>

CombatMedic · 09-11-2009, 10:40 PM

LOL LOL

Ouch

Ouch

Breath, Breath

I think I am OK

PSYCtest040 · 09-12-2009, 04:41 PM

Now that sir was funny.

luke_31 · 09-13-2009, 01:20 AM

definitely funny there

Firewench · 09-13-2009, 08:14 AM

man, Hillary HAD to go give lesbians a bad image....

09-10-2009, 02:21 PM	#1
wvditchdoc Cause I can! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Formerly with the Mosul Mafia Posts: 1,445 My Mood: Rep Power: 81	The Wounded Marine and Iraqi Insurgent..... A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent." "We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife who got what he deserved. He yelled back that Barrack Obama is a dumb, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal jerk who doesn't know how to drive. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton! And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us." __________________ "Wars begin where you will, but do not end where you please." ~ *Machiavelli* "If a nation expects to be ignorant -- and free ... it expects what never was and never will be." ~ Thomas Jefferson DTA, words to live by.

09-10-2009, 06:28 PM	#2
SpotsyMedic Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: On the couch in the Day Room. Posts: 414 My Mood: Rep Power: 27	Re: The Wounded Marine and Iraqi Insurgent..... :::sigh::: <getting out Windex and paper towels> __________________ "ALS means 'Ain't Lifting Shit'" - NBC train-wreck Trauma Approach stressful situations like a dog... if you can't eat it, lick it, or hump it, just piss on it and walk away.

09-11-2009, 10:40 PM	#3
CombatMedic Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: NC Posts: 827 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 64	Re: The Wounded Marine and Iraqi Insurgent..... LOL LOL Ouch Ouch Breath, Breath I think I am OK __________________ For those who have never fought for it, freedom has a flavor the protected will never know. The Medic Cast, PodCast for EMS providers ATF - Alchol Tobacco and FirearmsSounds more like a good idea for a convienance store than a Government Agency

09-12-2009, 04:41 PM	#4
PSYCtest040 "Epi makes you stupid" Join Date: May 2006 Location: Can't sleep, clowns will get me. Posts: 6,524 My Mood: Rep Power: 182	Re: The Wounded Marine and Iraqi Insurgent..... Now that sir was funny. __________________ "For the first year after school you will be, at best, a mediocre paramedic but one hell of a basic." My Mentor

09-13-2009, 01:20 AM	#5
luke_31 Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: a little hellhole called LA Posts: 444 My Mood: Rep Power: 42	Re: The Wounded Marine and Iraqi Insurgent..... definitely funny there

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09-13-2009, 08:14 AM	#6
Firewench stealth medic Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: kitty is scratchin' up the Sandbox Posts: 483 My Mood: Rep Power: 61	Re: The Wounded Marine and Iraqi Insurgent..... man, Hillary HAD to go give lesbians a bad image.... __________________ "It's not getting any smarter out there. You have to come to terms with stupidity, & make it work for you." -Frank Zappa "from that day on we was always together. jenny & me was like peas n carrots"- Forrest Gump