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09-04-2009, 10:51 AM
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Some of the Worlds Shortest Books......
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan. Illustrated by Michael Moore _______________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL By Hillary Clinton ________________________________ Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY By Bill Clinton ___________________________________ MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE By Osama Bin Laden ___________________________________ THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD By Bill Gates ____________________________________ THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY By Dennis Rodman _________________________________ THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE By Al Gore & John Kerry _____________________________________ AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC ___________________________________ A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES By Dr. J.. Kevorkian __________________________________ GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE By Mike Tyson __________________________________ THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY _______________________________________ MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS By O. J. Simpson _________________________________________ HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES By Ted Kennedy ___________________________________ MY BOOK OF MORALS By Bill Clinton with introduction By the Rev. Jesse Jackson ************************************************** ***** AND, JUST ADDED: Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy! By Nancy Pelosi
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09-04-2009, 10:55 AM
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"Epi makes you stupid"
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Re: Some of the Worlds Shortest Books......
Rotflmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!
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09-04-2009, 10:56 AM
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Re: Some of the Worlds Shortest Books......
That is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know what my next Amazon order is going to be.
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09-04-2009, 04:00 PM
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Re: Some of the Worlds Shortest Books......
Anoter addition:
Things Men Know About Women |
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09-04-2009, 11:21 PM
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Re: Some of the Worlds Shortest Books......
Oh the books I could add to that list just from my own personal experience...
Such as, everyone's favorite... "The Truths I've Told" -By my ex-wife.
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09-04-2009, 11:54 PM
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Re: Some of the Worlds Shortest Books......
who knew anthonyt and me have the same ex-wife
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09-05-2009, 12:49 AM
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Re: Some of the Worlds Shortest Books......
Legitimate reasons for calling 9-1-1
By the population I serve
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09-05-2009, 01:05 AM
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Re: Some of the Worlds Shortest Books......
GUN SAFETY by Dick Cheney
Theory of Racial Harmony by Rev. Al Sharpton
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09-05-2009, 10:18 AM
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Re: Some of the Worlds Shortest Books......
How to Shrink Government and Foster a Free Market Economy.
Barack Obama |
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09-05-2009, 10:37 AM
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Re: Some of the Worlds Shortest Books......
HOW TO ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN ACTIONS: LIVE HARMONIOUSLY WITH THE REST OF THE HUMAN RACE IN THAT FANTASICAL WONDERLAND KNOWN AS REALITY.
-Confessions of a Closet Liberal, as told to MoveOn.org, and sponsored by your friends at the ACLU By the way, Amelia Earhart's was WRONG!!
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