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bossierprecious · 08-30-2009, 12:10 PM

Our new Alphabet!

A for arthritis,
B for bad back,
C is for chest pains. Perhaps cardiac?

D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight--can't read that top line.

F is for fissures and fluid retention
G is for gas (which I'd rather not mention)
H high blood pressure [I'd rather have low)
I for incisions with scars you can show.

J is for joints, that now fail to flex

L for libido--what happened to sex?
Wait! I forgot about K!
K is for my knees that crack when they're bent
(Please forgive me, my Memory ain't worth a cent)

N for neurosis, pinched nerves and stiff neck
O is for osteo-and all bones that crack
P for prescriptions, I have quite a few
Give me another pill; I'll be good as new!

Q is for queasiness. Fatal or flu?
R is for reflux--one meal turns into two

S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears
T for tinnitus--I hear bells in my ears
U is for urinary: difficulties with flow
V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy", you know.
W is worry, now what's going 'round?
X is for X ray--and what might be found.

Y for another year I've left behind
Z is for zest that I still have my mind,
Have survived all the symptoms my body's deployed,
And kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed!!!

MsEmt2281 · 09-01-2009, 02:46 AM

Hey I resmeble that post....lol

Lilly · 09-01-2009, 07:03 AM

been there, got them all

bcmd · 09-01-2009, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Lilly

been there, got them all

me too...

PSYCtest040 · 09-01-2009, 09:19 AM

I resemble that remark.

Lilly · 09-01-2009, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by PSYCtest040

I resemble that remark.

so does peachey lol

PSYCtest040 · 09-01-2009, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Lilly

so does peachey lol

Oh SNAP. I'm not going there.

Lilly · 09-01-2009, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by PSYCtest040

Oh SNAP. I'm not going there.

go on!! live life dangerous lol

kojoff · 09-01-2009, 10:05 AM

Lilly, you are living dangerously enough for all of us now.

Peacheywoo · 09-01-2009, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Lilly

so does peachey lol

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Originally Posted by PSYCtest040

Oh SNAP. I'm not going there.

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Originally Posted by kojoff

Lilly, you are living dangerously enough for all of us now.

Sigh.....will you boys never learn........

Who's first???

08-30-2009, 12:10 PM	#1
bossierprecious Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: BEAUFORT,SC Posts: 22 My Mood: Rep Power: 29	getting older Our new Alphabet! A for arthritis, B for bad back, C is for chest pains. Perhaps cardiac? D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight--can't read that top line. F is for fissures and fluid retention G is for gas (which I'd rather not mention) H high blood pressure [I'd rather have low) I for incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, that now fail to flex L for libido--what happened to sex? Wait! I forgot about K! K is for my knees that crack when they're bent (Please forgive me, my Memory ain't worth a cent) N for neurosis, pinched nerves and stiff neck O is for osteo-and all bones that crack P for prescriptions, I have quite a few Give me another pill; I'll be good as new! Q is for queasiness. Fatal or flu? R is for reflux--one meal turns into two S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears T for tinnitus--I hear bells in my ears U is for urinary: difficulties with flow V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy", you know. W is worry, now what's going 'round? X is for X ray--and what might be found. Y for another year I've left behind Z is for zest that I still have my mind, Have survived all the symptoms my body's deployed, And kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed!!!

09-01-2009, 02:46 AM	#2
MsEmt2281 Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Between paradise and hell. Posts: 73 Rep Power: 9	Re: getting older Hey I resmeble that post....lol

09-01-2009, 07:03 AM	#3
Lilly who wants a band aid? Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Exmouth, Devon, UK Posts: 415 My Mood: Rep Power: 28	Re: getting older been there, got them all

09-01-2009, 09:19 AM	#5
PSYCtest040 "Epi makes you stupid" Join Date: May 2006 Location: Can't sleep, clowns will get me. Posts: 6,524 My Mood: Rep Power: 182	Re: getting older I resemble that remark. __________________ "For the first year after school you will be, at best, a mediocre paramedic but one hell of a basic." My Mentor

09-01-2009, 10:05 AM	#9
kojoff HEREICOMETOSAVETHEDAY! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Longview, TX Posts: 2,176 My Mood: Rep Power: 95	Re: getting older Lilly, you are living dangerously enough for all of us now. __________________ I will be with you when you pass through the waters, and [when you pass] through the rivers, they will not overwhelm you. You will not be scorched when you walk through the fire, and the flame will not burn you. Isaiah 43:2 (Holman Christian Standard Bible)

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