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**wvditchdoc** · 07-29-2009, 05:33 PM

Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmother's and Grandfather's is?

Well here it is:

A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends.

Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time. Just he and his granddaughter.

One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her Grandfather.

"Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?"

"Oh yes, Papaw" the girl replied, "and do you know what? We didn't see a single dumb bastard, dip shit or horse's ass anywhere we went today!"

Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

fdnyemt5330 · 07-29-2009, 06:14 PM

randal · 07-30-2009, 01:30 AM

An old man's friend asked him if his grandsons had come to visit. He said:

"Yep, the little darlings got here last week. And the little bastards went home yesterday"

FF/EMTP1317 · 07-30-2009, 02:53 PM

Out of the mouths of babes...

07-29-2009, 05:33 PM	#1
wvditchdoc Cause I can! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Formerly with the Mosul Mafia Posts: 1,445 My Mood: Rep Power: 81	Difference between Grandpa and Grandma Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmother's and Grandfather's is? Well here it is: A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time. Just he and his granddaughter. One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her Grandfather. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" "Oh yes, Papaw" the girl replied, "and do you know what? We didn't see a single dumb bastard, dip shit or horse's ass anywhere we went today!" Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it? __________________ "Wars begin where you will, but do not end where you please." ~ *Machiavelli* "If a nation expects to be ignorant -- and free ... it expects what never was and never will be." ~ Thomas Jefferson DTA, words to live by. Last edited by wvditchdoc; 07-29-2009 at 05:35 PM.

07-29-2009, 06:14 PM	#2
fdnyemt5330 Do you feel lucky? Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Between Brooklyn, and New Jersey. Posts: 4,321 Blog Entries: 6 My Mood: Rep Power: 142	Re: Difference between Grandpa and Grandma __________________ If ignorance is bliss, I guess I'm one happy mofo.

07-30-2009, 01:30 AM	#3
randal O.P.U.S. Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Egypt with brief trips to Texas Posts: 521 My Mood: Rep Power: 28	Re: Difference between Grandpa and Grandma An old man's friend asked him if his grandsons had come to visit. He said: "Yep, the little darlings got here last week. And the little bastards went home yesterday" __________________ Randal Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H. L. Mencken Original member of O.P.U.S. Old Paramedics Under Stress I'm never gonna be refined; keep trying but I won't assimilate. Korn-Evolution

07-30-2009, 02:53 PM	#4
FF/EMTP1317 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: state of confusion Posts: 4,032 My Mood: Rep Power: 125	Re: Difference between Grandpa and Grandma Out of the mouths of babes... __________________ God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy - Billy Currington

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