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wvditchdoc
10-09-2009, 10:02 AM
I am at a loss for words......


http://www.likecool.com/Body/Food/Blood%20Energy%20Drink/Blood-Energy-Drink.jpg

The Blood Energy Potion (http://www.urban-collector.com/blood-energy-potion-48-pack-oct091652.html)($6; Pre-order) has same color, look and similar nutritional makeup to real blood. For vampires?
"The fruit punch flavor packs 4 hours of energy along with iron, protein, and electrolytes. Not only does Blood Energy Potion have a similar nutritional makeup to real blood, but it has the same color, look, and consistency of blood. Get real blood nutrients without that real blood taste! The re-sealable transfusion bag style pouch provides the convenient delivery of fluids for vampires and humans alike! Contains no real blood, just synthetic! "
screaming pizza
10-09-2009, 10:04 AM
I am at a loss for words......


http://www.likecool.com/Body/Food/Blood%20Energy%20Drink/Blood-Energy-Drink.jpg

The Blood Energy Potion (http://www.urban-collector.com/blood-energy-potion-48-pack-oct091652.html)($6; Pre-order) has same color, look and similar nutritional makeup to real blood. For vampires?
"The fruit punch flavor packs 4 hours of energy along with iron, protein, and electrolytes. Not only does Blood Energy Potion have a similar nutritional makeup to real blood, but it has the same color, look, and consistency of blood. Get real blood nutrients without that real blood taste! The re-sealable transfusion bag style pouch provides the convenient delivery of fluids for vampires and humans alike! Contains no real blood, just synthetic! "

Oops..'scuse me, I gotta make a quick call to Clinical Services...
randal
10-09-2009, 12:45 PM
Need a sense of humor here. Keep a bag on the shelf in your unit. Next time you have some asshole drunk giving you a bunch of shit, mention something about needing some more energy to deal with him and crack open a bag, chug it down. That might shut them up.
medic pathetic
10-09-2009, 02:22 PM
The world?!

I'm kinda with WV on this one. Are they just assuming that everyone needs or wants type B blood? I am partial to type O myself. Who wants to drink nasty type B..


In all seriousness, it's kinds gross. If I really had a taste for any type blood i'd gladly and willingly commit myself. Maybe it's just for halloween. I can see all the little goth kids in HS walking around with their little blood juice bags now thinking how hardcore vamp they are. One high idiot is gonna think that since it has all the nutrition as blood, it can be infused like blood.
PSYCtest040
10-09-2009, 09:40 PM
Need a sense of humor here. Keep a bag on the shelf in your unit. Next time you have some asshole drunk giving you a bunch of shit, mention something about needing some more energy to deal with him and crack open a bag, chug it down. That might shut them up.

OMFG!!! I will have to get one of these for the next weekend I work.


The world?!

I'm kinda with WV on this one. Are they just assuming that everyone needs or wants type B blood? I am partial to type O myself. Who wants to drink nasty type B..

Easy there killer, I'm B+
scribble
10-09-2009, 10:25 PM
Ok, I guess I'm the only one who saw the viral marketing campaign for "Tru Blood" nutritional drink before the show came out. I actually thought it was a product like the one (supposedly) being advertised here. Something for the little wannabe vamp kids to drink while waiting at the movies for Twilight to open...


BTW, MP, the Tru Blood drink that HBO is selling is labeled as O Positive.
medic pathetic
10-09-2009, 11:45 PM
OMFG!!! I will have to get one of these for the next weekend I work.



Easy there killer, I'm B+

LOL at Killer...

I'm type O. I always have been a little partial to O... We are still cool though. You and your B+
strwblue
10-09-2009, 11:50 PM
LOL at Killer...

I'm type O. I always have been a little partial to O... We are still cool though. You and your B+


A- Rains supreme
fyrfytr
10-10-2009, 12:38 AM
Would diabetic blood be sweeter?
medic pathetic
10-10-2009, 12:45 AM
A- Rains supreme

Agreed. Rains supreme loser. (P.s it's reigns)

Type O stands for OWNS! Us and our O-neg bretheren. (Heart you! :-D )


Would diabetic blood be sweeter?

I've often wondered that myself..
kojoff
10-10-2009, 12:45 AM
Would diabetic blood be sweeter?

Yes.
FF/EMTP1317
10-10-2009, 01:10 AM
That's gross. Randal's idea is pretty humorous though.
Dorkfish
10-10-2009, 08:33 AM
Can I get an A+ on the rocks..... to go .
Ditch Doc
10-11-2009, 02:28 PM
Need a sense of humor here. Keep a bag on the shelf in your unit. Next time you have some asshole drunk giving you a bunch of shit, mention something about needing some more energy to deal with him and crack open a bag, chug it down. That might shut them up.

I stand in awe of your superior bastardry. :adore:

gonna have to try that.
Philly Medic
10-12-2009, 11:53 AM
Someone has been watching True Blood on HBO.