Hi!

[lmbavis74]

Hey!
My name is Lara.....I'm an NC state medic, but being an army wife, I've moved twice since getting my degree and passing my state test.....we're in Cali at the moment. I miss the work

[FF/EMTP1317]

Welcome to the chaos from MD. As the current FNG you are responsible for everyone's drink orders. I'll have a Captain and Coke. What ever you do make sure you have Diet Dew for Strw or she'll bend your spoons.

[scribble]

I'll have a gin and tonic, please.

[PSYCtest040]

Hi there and howdy from the windy and stormy shores of western New York. If you really, really miss the job come work the rest of my rotation so I can start vacation early. If not that's cool but you have to serve up a scotch.

[fdnyemt5330]

Scotch for me too. Welcome from the other coast.

[medic pathetic]

Welcome to the board!

Something is driving me to withhold the unitard in this instance..

[SpotsyMedic]

Welcome from the Old Dominion. I'll take a Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper on the rocks, and keep 'em coming. We're picking up the pieces here from a flurry of (relatively rare) tornadoes over the last 24 hours... they killed 4 and injured 12 in a trailer park the next county over... but what was REALLY wierd was that this (rural) county never, ever contacted us for mutual aid... they can't usually handle a nosebleed on their own without handholding, but last night (and yes, I was on duty), we heard nothing. Nada. Zip. Zilch. Until this morning, when the news reported it. Odd. But I digress.

Others will be along to warn you about various and sundry anomalies that are unique to the ghetto. Heed the warnings.

[bakerotfd]

Sit down for awhile and grab a beer. Bring me one as well if you would. Take in the insanity and give some input when you get comfortable. Welcome from Maine, although I am an original Cali native circa 1973.

[wvditchdoc]

Welcome!!!

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[lmbavis74]

I just left Jefferson Co in NY....don't plan on going back! As for the drink orders, we've got a well stocked bar, so I think I can accommodate y'all, but can't guarantee service with a smile!

[kojoff]

Welcome from East Texas!! Ill have a Dr. Pepper. Tell your hubby "Thank You" from me for his service!! Welcome to the site, watch out for the bunnies, they bite. The Elephant, Mr. Elephant to the newbies, will try to take your money, or try to loan you money, depends on how many newbies there currently are. Eat the cookies if you can catch them, watch out for the Kool-Aid. Dont cross Strwblue, she bends spoons, when shes around that is... (hint, hint stranger!!) Then you can report to Peachey for the Kilted Army Review. Enjoy your stay with us, the Ghetto never leaves you.

MP, does she have to wear the Unitard? Im not clear on that rule yet.

[Peacheywoo]

Hi...Brit chick here.....Bring a comfy chair - you will be expected to join the Kilted Army review team! In the meantime I've just got up - so coffee please! Have fun

[KSEMT]

Welcome from central country, namely Springfield, MO, home of the thrown roll cafe, but other than that nothing special. Scotch for me, I'm on a bit of a Glenlivet kick, so that'll be my poison.